Productivity Hacks

Wake up early

Unmake your bed


Just

take it all apart


Tangle the sheets, throw the pillows

uncomfort the comforter

break the bedframe

like a wild dream


Call your crushes and describe them


Make mistakes in front of your children and learn from them


Nonviolently rob an unethical bank


Say yes to yourself


Alternate walking and skipping


Overthrow corrupt governments

and/or delegate


Empower others ftw

(v efficient life hack)

share your knowledge and skills


Write and schedule your ideal press releases ahead of time, like, years ahead of time, just do it


Pick out your outfit the night before revolution


Use templates when replying to racists


Swallow a bomb, become an artist


Make your own tools


Control your calendar


Teach it to sit and roll over

Give it treats


Kiss your lovers, surprise them, deliver lunch, go to the thing


Text them, sext them


Download 1000 apps

Make a wish


Set a reminder to email yourself your to do list


Light your phone on fire


Drink 8 glasses of water


Begin


as many times as you need to 

 

#nationalpoetrymonth, day 9